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Hello. My name is The Exquisite Lady Jamborina Badcrumble | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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You will shortly be seeing all kinds of weird and wonderful stuff on this page, but as I am pretty much HTML illiterate, you may have to wait a while. In the meantime why not check out the chat room below where I can usually be found fighting the evil forces of the Allied Carpet empire on a Tuesday afternoon, 4pm GMT? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Friends. This world is under threat from a power known to mankind but not properly feared: the power of the evil Allied Carpet empire. Under the command of the tyrranous Smellie Mellie ("Smellie by name, but not by nature"), the wicked General Axminster, Lieutenant Shagpile and Private Hearth-Rug, they threaten the very existence of the Ribena berries and their other fruity friends. However, the berries are highly trained killing machines. The Man from Del Monte said "No!" to our fruit and he ended up by the side of the road in a pool of juice. Sad coincidence - honest! With the help of the 1st Batallion Transvestite Brigade (Airborne Wing) and our trusty spaceship the DeathTrap, we will endeavor to beat this evil power before it is too late for Ribena lovers everywhere.
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